Aquarius-January 20 to February 19:
You're in rut. Time to break with what is familiar and try something new. Put the Captain Crunch back on the shelf and give that Graham Cracker Crunch a try, I hear it's pretty tasty.
Pisces-February 20 to March 20:
That passion you've long felt becomes a burning inferno, so hot that you'll soon be mailing Bryant Gumbel seven letters a week, instead of your usual four. Don't look for a response, though.
Aries-March 21 to April 20:
I am so angry with you right now that I don't even wish to discuss it. And don't give me that innocent act.
Taurus-April 21 to May 19:
You're hitching your right arm a bit just before you swing, it's interfering with your rhythm. Also, swing through the ball, get a full followthrough. And stay on the right side of the plate, you're no switchhitter, killer.
Gemini-May 20 to June 20:
In college, I once asked out 36 different girls before one agreed to go out with me. We met for coffee and she went home early with cramps but hey, it was a date! I think you could learn a little from that story.
Cancer-June 21 to July 21:
Planning for the long-term pays off again. K-Mart is having a sale on those rubber flip-flop thong things, 3 pairs for two dollars, and you can mix and match colors. Why not pick up a couple dozen? It'll be a long time before you'll see prices like that again.
Leo-July 22 to August 21:
Your mailman confesses a long-time romantic interest in you but beware. Sure, he's got a steady job but he eats baked beans with every meal, morning, noon and night.
Virgo-August 22 to September 22:
A little mystery and intrigue would add to your allure. Pick up a new pair of sunglasses and don't take them off for three weeks straight. That'll have people guessing.
Libra-September 23 to October 22:
You'll soon be thrilled when your boss mentions that it's time you were given some new responsibilities. But hold the phone, pardner. You're thinking a promotion with a raise and he's envisioning you mowing his lawn.
Scorpio-October 23 to November 21:
You'll receive a rash of prank calls this month...hangups, heavy breathing, silly questions, that sort of thing. Nothing to worry about, they'll all come from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith. He's on summer hiatus from that very successful series and has a little too much time on his hands.
Sagittarius-November 22 to December 21:
Sagittarians are especially sensitive to changes in climate and atmospheric conditions. Should the humidity where you live rise above 25%, it is imperative that you remain indoors in an air-conditioned environment. Just stepping outside to pick up the paper could mean death.
Capricorn-December 22 to January 19:
It's true that what matters most is what's inside, the kind of person you are. Still, would it do you any harm just to meet with an electrolysis professional? No commitment, just a consultation. Think about it.
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