Aquarius-January 20 to February 19:
Be open to comments that help you learn about yourself. Let's face it, if you
smell like two-week-old gefilte fish, it's better you should know, right? Could
explain a lot about your dealings with others.
Pisces-February 20 to March 20:
You know that one outfit you have, that sorta mustard-colored jumpsuit? You
look so hot in that.
Aries-March 21 to April 20:
Be prepared for the slow unfolding of a sensational mystery...this week on
Murder, She Wrote. On CBS.
Taurus-April 21 to May 19:
Forgive your significant other's past mistakes. Let's face it, there are worse
things to be called during love-making than Arturo.
Gemini-May 20 to June 20:
The time to seek financial aid is now. Just don't come to me, I'm
strapped.
Cancer-June 21 to July 21:
You're living in a dream world and it's time you snapped out of it. Those
people on the soaps? They're just actors playing characters. There is no Pine
Valley and Erika could never love you. She's fictional, do you hear me?
Fictional!
Leo-July 22 to August 21:
You can't expect to love others when you can't even love yourself and that
includes taking good care of yourself, watching what you eat. I mean, sure,
Steak-umms are tasty but seven days a week?
Virgo-August 22 to September 22:
We all panic at times, suffer bouts of insecurity. We imagine that we're all
alone, that no one understands us or even cares to try. Sadly, however, in your
case, all the above is true.
Libra-September 23 to October 22:
An unexpected windfall awaits you.Details are not clear but it seems to
involve a life-time supply of Fresca.
Scorpio-October 23 to November 21:
Stop it! Stop it right now. Good heavens,you're embarrassing yourself and
humiliating your mother and I.
Sagittarius-November 22 to December 21:
You've grown stale in your current occupation. A new career would give you a
new outlook on life and, as it happens,you're in luck.My houseboy, Raoul, has
suddenly been called away and I'm seeking a replacement. The job offers a decent
salary and plenty of leftovers. To inquire, write in care of this
publication.
Capricorn-December 22 to January 19:
Multi-sensory inner dimensional
interactive experience performed
in
shamanic tradition.
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